What Is It That U Love 2 Do? - XTube Porn Video - Str82Gay
Wel, Jerry, Im a street-walkin’, money-makin’-ass whore. And l love it!
For a cocksucking tour-de-farce, click here!
A porn music video I put together to visually showcase one of my oddly-overlooked songs, “Sticky Thoughts.” Never heard of it? I know. But you’re about to.
You’re also about to get a tantric visualization technique I pass along in the song (free of charge!) to make traffic jams — and just about anything else annoying — fade fast from your frenzied focus:
when i’m stuck in traffic, i never kick.
i stick my hand in my pants and pretend it’s you on my dick.
and if anything sticky should start to come,
I just think of Barbara Bush at the podium.my sticker always starin’ me right in the eye.
wants to stay stuck up in you till it’s time to die.
but we sticking like glue to this here place.
stuck on that sticky girl, with the sticky face.
Let me know if the guided imagery thing works for you. If it doesn’t, remember: You didn’t do it right!
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Don’t be fooled by imitations, although every man’s penis feels like this to him in his own mind: This is God’s penis, and truly a joy to behold!
BEST OF SHOW (From Both Above and Below): “A Perfect 10.”
— The Biggest and Best Perfect Penis Panorama,” bigdickcitybaby Chamber of Commerce and Tourism Board (04/21/2012)
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And nothing quite sets an erotic ambience like a perfect penis poking ‘neath a public restroom stall! FIVE STARS! ***** —dickdesignanddecor
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I created this video out of old digital photos I was able to scrounge together from old internet posts of my ex-fiancé, Colleen. She is/was an amazing woman who helped me more than she probably ever dreamed possible.
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